Jack Haych

"My tongue can touch my nose."

- Jack Haych in an interview with Lemonia News Network

Jack Haych is the 3rd President of the Lemonian Islands, currently serving a 9 year term along with Vice President Reen Cleen.

Background
Jack Haych was born in 1989 in Plousious to 2nd President Joaquin Haichkov. His name has since been anglicized.

He was raised with a silver spoon in his mouth, explaining his large criminal record, stretching back to 1999 when he was arrested for possession of cocaine.

At some point in time, Haych had become affiliated with Lemonanity and was a longstanding preacher of it.

Politics
Haych began his career in politics in 2003, joining the Lemonia Conservative Party as an extreme right-wing politician. Many corruption allegations have arisen during the time that he has been in office, due to his affiliation with LMB Co. and the Peache Mafia. He also tends to side with Lemonia News Network more often than not, often bashing DOX News for their alleged corruption and bias.

Personality
Jack is extremely mentally retarded, often using Vice President Reen Cleen as his guardian, accompanying him to many meetings and gatherings. He is extremely focused on bettering the economy and does not really care about anything else. He can also be dangerously hot-headed at times, as a fight was instigated by Haych at a Lemonia City jewelry store, leading to the death of a left-wing Matville senator Bandrew Beans.

Trivia

 * Jack was arrested on four occasions in the span of three months, charges including possession of cocaine, driving while intoxicated, assault, and manslaughter.
 * Although he appears to be extremely self centered and mentally retarded, he has an extreme hatred for animal abusers and smokers, instantly deporting them to Auschwitz to be gassed upon arrival.